In which—through a mishap with a closed door and a cat outside—a podcast gets a name. And an origin story. Kaaron is transported by smells and shows off her pot of Thar’s Ointment. A discussion of the exoticism and inappropriate uses of tiger balm leads our humble presenters to conclude that their show is NOT for a PG audience. We learn of Aaron’s passion for ugly jumpers and that the real Grief Hole is the petrol station at Pheasant’s Nest. Joseph shares his grandma’s passion for cryptic crosswords and other wordplay, and an object of her own invention that he covets to this very day.